April 14, 2013

Ryan Zimmerman for 3B gold glove!

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April 13, 2013

Still lots of baseball to play but as of right now:

LOL Nats.

Or I guess, LOL Ryan Zimmerman. Can’t wait to see how he helps us score two runs tomorrow!

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ryanlintelman: excitingsounds: Colonel Sanders’ Tijuana Picnic ~ promotional record for Kentucky Fried Chicken This makes me want to search Urban Dictionary for “Tijuana picnic.” Tijuana Picnic The act of eating KFC mashed potatoes and gravy off of someone in a sexual manner. “This nasty girl in my high school was “bragging” about how the way-older dude she was dating worked at KFC and would bring home buckets of mashed potatoes and gravy to eat off of her. I think she thought everyone was going to be titillated by her Tijuana Picnic but it just made everyone sick.”

ryanlintelman:

excitingsounds:

Colonel Sanders’ Tijuana Picnic ~ promotional record for Kentucky Fried Chicken

This makes me want to search Urban Dictionary for “Tijuana picnic.”

Tijuana Picnic

The act of eating KFC mashed potatoes and gravy off of someone in a sexual manner.
“This nasty girl in my high school was “bragging” about how the way-older dude she was dating worked at KFC and would bring home buckets of mashed potatoes and gravy to eat off of her. I think she thought everyone was going to be titillated by her Tijuana Picnic but it just made everyone sick.”
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April 2, 2013

completely relatedly

haunted:

Did you know medical school is a complete crock of shit and I hate my life?

But then I took you to Woodberry Kitchen and you are ALL BETTER, right? RIGHT?!?!?!?!?! :)

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March 26, 2013

1-“There is a girl sitting back there that is really cute”

dreamsower:

2-“Is she pale, brunette, and vulnerable looking?”

1-“Umm, I dunno. Maybe?”

3-“She looks angry, maybe it’s because I’m looking in her direction…”

1-“I dunno, I don’t see it. Maybe all the girls I like look angry and I just don’t see it.”

4-“Which one is she again?”

1-“I dunno, let’s all stare at her at the same time.”

5-Too busy to pay attention, hockey’s on.

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March 20, 2013
ryanlintelman: columbusdispatch: The area’s first Tide Dry Cleaners store opened recently in Pickerington, at 990 Old Diley Rd., and another will open soon in Powell, near the intersection of Powell Road and Sawmill Parkway. The Tide Dry Cleaners concept was developed in a two-year test of stores in the Kansas City area in which Tide maker Procter & Gamble found that consumers were dissatisfied with other dry cleaners’ inconsistent quality, inconvenient hours and unknown or high prices, officials at the company said. One thing in particular sets the Tide cleaners apart from others, however. It’s that familiar Tide smell, a far cry from the chemical odor commonly associated with dry-cleaning shops. Ben! This could be a game-changer. Hook me up with some stockz! This will be great for my holdings, but one question: why not Canal Winchester? Fucking Pickerington.

ryanlintelman:

columbusdispatch:

The area’s first Tide Dry Cleaners store opened recently in Pickerington, at 990 Old Diley Rd., and another will open soon in Powell, near the intersection of Powell Road and Sawmill Parkway.

The Tide Dry Cleaners concept was developed in a two-year test of stores in the Kansas City area in which Tide maker Procter & Gamble found that consumers were dissatisfied with other dry cleaners’ inconsistent quality, inconvenient hours and unknown or high prices, officials at the company said.

One thing in particular sets the Tide cleaners apart from others, however. It’s that familiar Tide smell, a far cry from the chemical odor commonly associated with dry-cleaning shops.

Ben! This could be a game-changer. Hook me up with some stockz!

This will be great for my holdings, but one question: why not Canal Winchester? Fucking Pickerington.

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February 26, 2013

This song feels very nostalgic for some reason, but I can’t put my finger on why.

Incredible.

(Source: Spotify)

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February 12, 2013
jonesingforandruw: Jason Heyward, Justin Upton, and B.J. Upton today at Spring Training. (Via AJC.com) Greg: just wanted to return the favor.

jonesingforandruw:

Jason Heyward, Justin Upton, and B.J. Upton today at Spring Training.

(Via AJC.com)

Greg: just wanted to return the favor.

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February 11, 2013
ryanlintelman: Celebrating GPOY in the basement of a Soviet prison Monday GGOPY - Gratuitous Gulag Picture of Yourself

ryanlintelman:

Celebrating GPOY in the basement of a Soviet prison Monday

GGOPY - Gratuitous Gulag Picture of Yourself

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February 10, 2013

Happy one year anniversary car! :)

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